TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS 

--Statement: "I\'m a Romantic." 
True Meaning: "I\'m poor." 
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--Statement: "You\'re the only girl I\'ve ever cared about." 
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn\'t rejected me." 
--Statement: "I really want to get to know you better." True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it." 
---Statement: "She\'s kinda cute." True Meaning: "I wouldn\'t kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary." 
---Statement: "I don\'t know if I like her." True Meaning: "She won\'t sleep with me."
--- Statement: "Was it good for you?" True Meaning: "I\'m insecure about my manhood." Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night." True Meaning: "Who are you?" 
---Statement: "Do you love me?" True Meaning: "I\'ve done something stupid and you might find out." 
---Statement: "Do you \'really\' love me?" True Meaning: "I\'ve done something stupid and you\'re going to find out sooner or later." ---
Statement: "How much do you love me?" True Meaning: "I\'ve done something really stupid and someone\'s on their way to tell you by now." 
--Statement: "I have something to tell you." True Meaning: "Get tested." Statement: "I\'ve been thinking a lot." True Meaning: "You\'re not as attractive as when I was drunk." 
---Statement: "I think we should just be friends." True Meaning: "You\'re ugly." 
---Statement: "I\'ve learned a lot from you." True Meaning: "Next!!!!" 
---Statement: "I\'m on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."