Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark 

--One : Don't miss the boat. 

--Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.

-- Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. 

--Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. 

--Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. 

--Six : Build your future on high ground. 

--Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs. 

---Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. 

---Nine : When you're stressed, float a while. 

---Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. 

---Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...