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 Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house  together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts  her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,  'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The
 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come
 up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses
 'Was I going up the stairs or down? The 92-year-old is
 sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her
 sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I
 never get that forgetful, knock on wood..' She then
 yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as
 I see who's at the door.'

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 'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'

 Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf
 one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy,
 isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied,
 'it's Thursday.' And the third man chimed in,
 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'



 

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 A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a
 nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of
 her nightgown and say 'Supersex..' She walked up to
 an elderly man in a wheelchair.. Flipping her gown at him,
 she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment
 or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the
 soup.'

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SENIOR  MEMORY

 Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over
 the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and
 adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to
 meeting a few times a week to play cards.

 One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the
 other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me ... I know
 we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't
 think of your name! I've thought And thought, but I
 can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is..

 Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes she
 just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How
 soon do you need to know?'



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 SENIOR DRIVING

 As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car
 phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice
 urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news
 that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
 Please be careful!' 'Heck,' said Herman,
 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of  them!'


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HAPPY 2010!!