THIS IS WHY OUR HEALTH CARE IS SO HIGH!!!

                                This is ever so true!!!!!


                                Bubba Had Shingles.

                                Those of us who spend much time in a
doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that
physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what
happened to Bubba:


                                Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote
down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a
seat.


                                Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came
out and asked Bubba what he had..

                                Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down
his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the
examining room.


                                A half hour later a nurse came in and asked
Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood
test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take
off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.


                                An hour later the doctor came in and found
Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said,
'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
                                Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do
you want me to unload 'em??'



                                I'm still laughing!!